Myown Garage by Gearheart Workwear

Behold our latest creation, from the clever kids at Gearheart Workwear who specialize in "graphic tees for grease monkeys." Aptly named, these hardcore DIY-ers are here to convince you that being labeled a shade tree mechanic isn't a term of disdain, it's a badge of honor.

Everyone will scratch their head as they try to figure out where "MYOWN" garage is.. but you know exactly where it is. It's where you'd rather be when you're at work. It's where you get dirty and love every minute of it and it's the ONLY place that you'll take your car for service.

Get it? "Myown"? It's like that girl in high school who always dressed so fly. "Where'dja get that sweet acid-washed denim jumper, Liza Jane?" Her answer was always the same. Took you til graduation to realize "My Sister's Closet" wasn't a pricey boutique, it was, well, just what she told you. As for your older brother who tried to convince you to call everything a "sofaking" something or another when you were little? Yes, child, he was trying to get away with something. Which, while entertaining at the movies, not so much at Grandma's house.