June 26, 2013
You'll just have to bear with me on this one, kids ...
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. But he just sat there. He didn't move. He didn't wiggle. For three days and nights, his hair magically grew. All to give a child a giggle. I woke up late. My mind was fuzzy. You know how it is. Last night was a duesie ... Please don't complain that my rhyming skillz aren't mad At least your Mom didn't make you wash with a bear-shaped Brillo pad.Take a look at this Fuzzy Shake sticker. It's chock full 'o furry creatures rendered with eye-popping color. Our digital printing press nearly exploded with awwwwwwwwsomeness when these critters rolled off the line. King's crowns, traffic cones, propeller beanies, super heros, pirates, Mr. Potato Head, and a dancing banana ... they all love to do the Fuzzy Shake. Good luck finding a package of Fuzzy Wuzzy bath soap these days. Oh sure, you'll find plenty of algorithmically derived Internet advertisements touting the magical soap, but they all lead to nowheresville ...