February 15, 2011
You may have heard of this thing Google. Right? Did you know that they do ads? Really, that's news to you? Really?
See, that's called a paper strawman in rhetoric, or a false flag attack in comedy. Everyone knows that Google places lots of ads – they're like number one in the world or something. And you can get Google ads on your own website if you sign up. I guess that's what the Google Affiliate Network is for.
Google Affiliate Network connects advertisers and publishers who want to increase sales and drive leads through affiliate marketing. As an advertiser using Google Affiliate Network, you'll discover pre-screened publishers who can refer consumer traffic to you. As a publisher, you can market your site to advertisers in the network; if selected to participate in an advertiser's program, you'll earn a percent of sales or a referral bounty.Okay, maybe not. But it surely has something to do with advertising. I know it's not the same as Google Adwords because my website already got rejected from that for not being "finished" or something. I guess if it was "finished" I could sign up for the Google Affiliate Network. Well, anyway, they printed a nice set of stickers with StickerGiant. Maybe I can get one of those.