Drive Kindly, My Friends

(Dear reader: we don’t sell stickers from a storefront anymore, but we do print custom stickers of your design.) Have you ever wondered how we keep all of the thousands upon thousands of stickers organized here at the StickerGiant retail fulfillment center? Well, wonder no more, my friends! We stock over 20,000 designs on any given day. (Just how far over is anyone's guess.) Each one is organized in an intricately engineered collection of trusty manila file folders and other fine apparatus (to be named at a later date). We do not use robots or pneumatic air tubes to pick our orders, relying instead on a staff of finely manicured order-fulfillment experts. This Drive Kindly sticker is just one of dozens in our ever-growing Driving Your Car collection. Drive Kindly isn't a mere platitude. It's a positive affirmation to help relieve stress out on the highways and byways. And it's certainly less likely than a Don't Tailgate Me or I'll Flick a Booger on Your Windshield sticker to provoke road rage. If you're looking for something a bit more more incendiary, our exhaustive Driving & Cars collection is packed with gems like Horn Broke, Watch for Finger, You're Toofa King Close, and Put the Cell Phone Down And Concentrate on Being a *****y Driver. Best of all? Each sticker can be magnet-mounted for a slight fee. Diamonds might be forever, but tailgate witticisms needn't be ...